Position: Rider. Probably at the back. Way back.
Occupation: Software Engineer
But you would really like to be a: Ballet dancer or a job in which I'm allowed drink beer.
Most Looking forward to: The rest breaks
Least Looking Forward to: Riding down wind of Matt.
Most likely to say: Is it normal for your @rse to go entirely numb?
Least Likely to say: Come on guys, catch up.
Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?: The first person to comment on my Lycra shorts.