The Team

Want to get to know the team? If your in the majority, the answers no and you're already hovering over the "favourites" button to revist your preferred human art website. But if you want to meet the team, read on: -

"Flat" Stanley Lambchop Esq
Position:
Rider. Team Leader. Pace Setter

Occupation:
Limbo World Champion. Being flat has it's advantages

But you would really like to be a:
bit fatter

Most Looking forward to:
Watching the rest of the team crumble behind me as.

Least Looking Forward to:
Being stuffed in an envelope for my trip back to the States. Why are you people too tight to book me a seat?

Most likely to say:
Amy, come get me, they're making me cycle the whole country!

Least Likely to say:
I'm the ugliest member of the team

Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?:
The whole team. And soon.

Gary Hurdman
Position:
Rider. Probably at the back. Way back.

Occupation:
Software Engineer

But you would really like to be a:
Ballet dancer or a job in which I'm allowed to wear womens clothes.

Most Looking forward to:
The rest breaks

Least Looking Forward to:
Riding down wind of Matt.

Most likely to say:
Is it normal for your @rse to go entirely numb?

Least Likely to say:
Come on guys, catch up.

Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?:
The first person to comment on my Lycra shorts.

Edward Hurdman
Position:
Rider.

Occupation:
Medical Technologist ( That is what it says on my wage slip I cant help it )

But you would really like to be a:
Cyclist

Most Looking forward to:
Lands End in sight. Just one mile to go. Yipeeee

Least Looking Forward to:
My knees swelling up, a saddle sore back side .Going up the side of of Ben Nevis (err, not by our route - webmaster)

Most likely to say:
This is great down hill for the next ten mile (sorry, not by our route again - webmaster)

Least Likely to say:
Bryn s a nice chap

Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?:
Bryn, he thinks he is right all the time ,but he s not. I AM

Matthew Leech
Position:
Rider.

Occupation:
Recruitment Manager

But you would really like to be a:
professional cyclist so I could do this without breaking a sweat

Most Looking forward to:
Lots of alcohol at Lands End

Least Looking Forward to:
Getting on my bike

Most likely to say:
Where's the pub?

Least Likely to say:
Isn't this fun?

Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?:
My Saddle

Daniel Lafferty
Position:
Rider.

Occupation:
All round buidling kinda geezer

But you would really like to be a:
Man

Most Looking forward to:
Showing how silky my legs look in Lycra

Least Looking Forward to:
Showing how silky my legs look in Lycra (yes, I know that's the same)

Most likely to say:
Lycra is your friend

Least Likely to say:
Does my bum look big in this?

Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?:
Anyone I catch looking at my bra

Bryn Edwards
Position:
Support Driver, Navigator and Morale Officer (If morale gets too high I have to bring it down to the miserable level)

Occupation:
Trainer

But you would really like to be a:
Tree leaf counter

Most Looking forward to:
Christmas

Least Looking Forward to:
Old Age

Most likely to say:
I'm right and you're wrong

Least Likely to say:
You're right and I'm wrong

Who are you most likely to assault on this ride?:
Three legged hedgehogs